Now that the holiday season is officially upon us, it’s a relief to hear from Dr. Anthony Fauci that Santa Claus, because he is the quintessential good guy, has innate immunity to the coronavirus. After all, this is no year for kids to wonder whether he’ll make his annual rounds – especially because he’s older […]
Gerry Goldstein
Gerry Goldstein, an occasional contributor to What's Up, is a retired Providence Journal editor and columnist who has been writing for Rhode Island newspapers and magazines for 60 years
Gerry Goldstein: No lions and tigers, but bears and other oddball visitors
When a cuckoo is spotted in Rhode Island, you’d think any columnist who ignores the opportunity for wisecracking is a rare bird, indeed. But the appearance of this creature in Johnston recently was such low-hanging fruit for punchlines that it offered little professional challenge. It did, however, provide a peg for looking back on visits […]
Gerry Goldstein: Pearls of ‘wisdom’ from those who won’t clam up
Opposing a jobs bill in the U.S. Senate one day in 1935, Louisiana’s flamboyant Huey Long addressed the issue with something of a non sequitur. He told his colleagues that to make a great dinner, one starts with a frying pan and ten pounds of New Orleans oysters. “You dry the oysters… and you roll […]
Gerry Goldstein: RIP Whitey, but…
The recent death of New York Yankees hall-of-fame pitcher Whitey Ford provides me personal recollection of how, as children, we choose our role models and heroes. Ford won 236 games, more than any other Yankee, and was a mainstay on legendary teams including the likes of Joe DiMaggio, Mickey Mantle, and Yogi Berra. He shined […]
Gerry Goldstein: Pleasures for the eye (and the palate)
In these tumultuous times that grow more volatile by the day, it’s comforting to appreciate simple but priceless gifts like the one before us: October.This sentiment may be a minority view in the Ocean State, with its murmuring breakers, salubrious breezes, and seaside clambakes that make summer a perennial favorite. Still, there are those of […]
Gerry Goldstein, cell phone millionaire
In these disturbing times it’s comforting to know that one has friends who can be relied on to come through when the chips are down. In my case, I know I can depend on a stable of folks who have my best interests high on their minds. My special gratitude goes to the likes of […]
Gerry Goldstein: As summer ends, a look toward new beginnings
The other morning, in step with some cosmic metronome setting the rhythm of the seasons, baby turtles the size of silver dollars wriggled free of the earth outside our front door. Their mother, a crocodilian snapper whose travels I have mentioned before, had presented herself during the first week of June. As she does every year, […]
Gerry Goldstein: Wisdom, Straight from the horse’s….
Since my title on our hobby farm in Rhode Island’s Apple Valley is executive vice president/manure management, I know a thing or two about the production and distribution of raw material. The work, honest and unpretentious, is far more pleasant than you might imagine; in fact, I see a magical aspect to it. Each […]
Gerry Goldstein: The other ‘Curse of the Bambino’
Baseball players wearing masks, a shortened season, empty seats in the stands, a key Red Sox pitcher getting sick. This is the outlook as a new and bizarre season gets underway, but we’re not talking about 2020 here. This was all going on in 1918 when the Spanish flu was ravaging the nation. And the […]
Gerry Goldstein: A family not lost for words
It’s at this time of year that Emma Lazarus, whose New Yorker parents maintained a summer home in Newport, gets a lot of publicity for her Statue of Liberty poem and its image of “huddled masses yearning to breathe free.” But she wasn’t the first in her family to write immortal patriotic words, although the […]
Gerry Goldstein: Slow and steady Is her formula for the long haul
In these volatile times when any given day can produce unexpected upheaval, June has delivered its annual reminder to our little hobby farm that dedication and consistency have not abandoned us. As she has for years, our visitor recently appeared right on schedule – in the precise week that tiger lilies send up their graceful […]
Gerry Goldstein: So went the old man of the mountain
See if this snippet of history sounds vaguely familiar to what we’re facing today: Feisty, plain-talking Harry Truman, warned by scientists of his era that a major natural disaster was imminent, rejected their opinions and minimized the threat, hurling insults daily. Despite unmistakable clues that the situation was dire, Truman stood firm in his defiance, […]
Gerry Goldstein: Wars, old and new
As we struggle with the coronavirus, it’s common to hear people say this is our toughest fight since World War II. Coincidentally, it’s been 75 years since an actual World War II battle played out within sight of our shores, and reminders of it still exist in Newport and off Narragansett. On May 5, […]
Gerry Goldstein: Watching the daily twin bill
Though baseball is currently kaput, television provides us with daily doubleheaders in which the pitchers exhibit wildly contrasting styles. In the afternoon games we have Governor Raimondo, whose delivery provides no mystery: She serves up straightforward fastballs – you know what’s coming and you know it will be succinct, fact-based, credible, and even comforting in […]
Gerry Goldstein: Giving Elijah a pass on self-quarantine
Governor Raimondo, in her recent and charming press briefing for children, set young minds at ease about the coronavirus when she declared the Easter Bunny an “essential worker” and further pledged, “I would never quarantine the Easter Bunny.” So that takes care of a burning question involving one of the traditional visitors people want to […]
Gerry Goldstein: Out of the blue, A flash of hope on the wing
Times are strange – terrifying, actually – when amid the promises of spring we suddenly find our lives upside down. Here at Shalom Acres, our five-acre hobby farm in Greenville’s apple orchard country, our thoughts in this season usually turn to waking up the John Deere, getting the gardens manured, and stacking a new delivery of […]
Gerry Goldstein: Where winter doubles down, and then some
Here in Rhode Island’s apple orchard country of Greenville, the honey crisp and macoun trees are bare, but daffodils and tiger lilies are sprouting at our place, thanks to this kindly winter. As recalled recently on this site by news editor Frank Prosnitz, the Blizzard of ’78 is but a distant memory, leaving as it […]
Gerry Goldstein: Mookie will make the most of it
The trade of Mookie Betts to the Los Angeles Dodgers has split Red Sox Nation the way trading Barack Obama for Donald Trump has split America. Many fans are infuriated that the Sox unloaded their superstar a year before his free agency so they could get something in return before he walked away in 2021. […]
Gerry Goldstein: Some not-so-Merrie Melodies
February being Black History Month, we might appropriately recall some familiar figures associated with racism: Bugs Bunny, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Tom & Jerry, and Popeye. These, and more celluloid friends from our childhood, inhabited cartoons peddling varying degrees of bigotry. Especially in the earlier decades of the last century, some cartoons were so vile […]
Gerry Goldstein: Nothing ‘stuffie’ about the duchess
Rhode Island couldn’t convince the PawSox to stay here, but let’s hope we don’t blow a new opportunity to make a different deal: Prince Harry and his wife say they want to live part-time time in North America, so why don’t we get into the bidding? But we should hurry up about this, because the […]
