When a routine prescription seemed slow getting filled recently, I called the pharmacy to see if a problem was at hand. Said the pharmacist: “It’s a supply chain issue.” His response put him in the avant-garde of today’s culture, because the dreaded “supply chain” invocation is now an official entry in the Merriam-Webster Dictionary. The […]
Gerry Goldstein
Gerry Goldstein, an occasional contributor to What's Up, is a retired Providence Journal editor and columnist who has been writing for Rhode Island newspapers and magazines for 60 years
Gerry Goldstein: Unhurried Baseball on deck for a prod
Baseball is a languid exercise, unsuited to impatience. As the aging, legendary pitcher Satchel Paige once noted, “I never rush myself. See, they can’t start the game without me.” The writer Edward Abbey described baseball as slow and sluggish, “with frequent and trivial interruptions, offering the spectator many opportunities to reflect at leisure upon the […]
Gerry Goldstein: Old wisdom that resonates anew today
We’re deep into Black History Month, with culture wars continuing unabated, especially when it comes to what should be taught in the classroom. Arguments over curriculum are nothing new; the classic example played out nearly a century ago amid bombastic arguments by two of the nation’s premier orators and lawyers, William Jennings Bryan and Clarence […]
Gerry Goldstein: The highs and lows of falling in love
With Valentine’s Day approaching, we are reminded that love over the generations has had its admirers and its detractors, depending on one’s personal experience. As an optimist and a believer that life offers constant opportunity for enrapturement no matter previous disappointments, I hold with the poet Maya Angelou, who stood by the idea of never […]
Gerry Goldstein: Courage, as inspired from on high
We’re just days away from an observance that usually slides by with only modest notice, so you know I’m not referring to the ballyhooed Feb. 2 appearance of a weather-predicting groundhog. A more solemn aura surrounds the memory of what happened 80 years ago Feb. 3, when a German torpedo slammed into the U. S. Army’s transport […]
Gerry Goldstein: In this work, the nickname’s a calling-card
News outlets recently noted the death in prison of one-time Patriarca Family crime boss Francis Salemme, better known in La Cosa Nostra circles as “Cadillac Frank.” One might think the nickname derived from a love of those high-end cars, but urban legend says otherwise, asserting that when he once worked at a Boston auto body […]
Gerry Goldstein: Spelling aside, ‘Chanukah’ brightens the season
Since I’m Jewish, you are welcome to wish me a Happy Chanukah. But if that spelling of the holiday doesn’t suit you (even though it’s my preferred one), you’re also welcome to wish me a Happy Hanukkah, Hanuka, Hannukah, Chanuka, Channuka, Chanukka, Hanukka, Hannukkah, Channukka, or Channukkah. Don’t fret about this, because the Encyclopedia Brittanica […]
Gerry Goldstein: Something wasn’t kosher about so many of those Santas
When I was a lad in post-war South Providence, Santa Claus faced two major hurdles as he contemplated a visit to our tenement. First off, the structure had no fireplaces, so there was no chimney for him to slide down. Second, we were Jewish. My parents, observant in more than just a religious sense, had […]
Gerry Goldstein: Historical wrinkles on aging in office
If Joe Biden and Donald Trump agree on one thing, it’s that being an octogenarian doesn’t necessarily mean one can’t get the job done. That’s to be expected, since Biden turns 80 today and the newly declared Trump, should he win another term (Heaven forfend), would be 82 when he left office. Trump, in fact, […]
Gerry Goldstein: Say what? All she wanted was a bagel
My friends Alan and Avis recently spent some time touring Italy and making friends with people from around the world who spoke English with a variety of exotic accents. En route home, Avis posted this on Facebook: “I spent 10 days talking with people from Italy, Portugal, Bulgaria, Romania, England, Cyprus and Australia with no […]
Gerry Goldstein: Rhetoric rises on the wings of a seagull
There are still a few weeks to go before the Nov. 8 election, which means we’ll doubtlessly need to bob and weave as mudslinging continues apace. Possibly, though, this has already peaked in Rhode Island. How can you top the recent exchange in which the camps of Democratic Gov. Dan McKee and Republican challenger Ashley […]
Gerry Goldstein: A royal burial on our own Aquidneck Island
No question that Queen Elizabeth’s recent funeral was, well, magisterial. But while that was in London, many Rhode Islanders might be surprised to learn that decades ago, a member of the royal family died in Newport and was buried in nearby Portsmouth with far less fanfare. The deceased was “Pookie,” the cairn terrier adored by […]
Gerry Goldstein: Will ardor ‘AMP’ up for a new Civic Center nickname?
You can be sure that even on a barnstorming tour, the Washington Bullets will never play basketball at the Dunkin’ Donuts Center in Providence. That’s because the Bullets traded that nickname for a new one years ago, and “The Dunk” has now done the same. This is all part of a changing world where, from […]
Gerry Goldstein: Tracking the bluebird of happiness
Not to get personal or anything, but – are you happy? The question is fodder for long thoughts, especially considering the pandemic, inflation, insurrection, supply chain woes, weather disasters, racial injustice, the war in Ukraine, and our sharply divergent opinions on laws and politics. These days, we are not a happy nation. Or are we? […]
Gerry Goldstein: Humanity in history, from racism to Roe
One could accurately say that history shifted because the late Bruce Boynton craved a cheeseburger. A Black law student at Howard University in Washington, Boynton was en route home to Alabama on Christmas break in 1958 when his Trailways bus made a rest stop at a terminal in Richmond, Va. Noting that the Black section […]
Gerry Goldstein: In the books, a supremely odious decision
Legal scholars and historians have called it the worst Supreme Court decision ever, and a former chief justice characterized it as the court’s “greatest self-inflicted wound.” But these references were not about the recent ruling that struck down Roe v. Wade. This year marks the 165th since the court, in a blatantly racist decision, ruled that […]
Gerry Goldstein: No word of lie, a fascinating holiday’s ahead
A holiday observance is almost upon us, and in view of testimony about “The Big Lie” at the Jan. 6 hearings, it couldn’t be approaching at a more appropriate time. But I’m not referring to July 4, with all its fanfare and home-grilled Whoppers. I’m talking about July 7, a day set aside for eschewing […]
Gerry Goldstein: Tracing footsteps of our fathers
Decades ago my daughter, Jennifer, brought home from elementary school a hand-made Father’s Day poster on which she had listed what she considered my attributes as a dad. Among these was a statement that summed me up in a fashion others might consider modest. Her assessment: “He is never rotton.” Aside from its rotten spelling, […]
Gerry Goldstein: With this ring (and ancient rites) I thee wed
With the pandemic running our lives the past few years, times have been tough for those wanting to marry amid festive ceremony — but a boom is anticipated for 2022, and June should be a busy month at the altar and in the courthouse. What’s the allure of June? Nice weather, of course, but more […]
Gerry Goldstein: Nicknames of brass can display their mettle
CNN, which is doing extraordinary and courageous reporting in Ukraine, relies for much of its military analysis on retired Major Gen. James “Spider” Marks. Calling on his expertise, the network tells us much of what we need to know about Russia’s depraved strategy there, but in my viewing has yet to answer a question that […]
Gerry Goldstein: Dustups on and off the big screen
How fitting that the “slap heard ‘round the world” in March came during Oscar presentations meant to glorify achievement in the movies, themselves a repository of famous slaps. The on-screen slaps were scripted, though – unlike the ad-libbed and inappropriate response by actor Will Smith to an equally inappropriate joke by comedian Chris Rock. Notable […]
Gerry Goldstein: A perfect time to appreciate English, ain’t it?
On Facebook recently, a posting drew thousands of comments when it asked readers to “Kill me with one bad English.” This tortured request came – likely by coincidence – in April, which happens to be National English Language Month, an observance geared toward celebrating our Mother Tongue. One responder pretty much-summed things up by advising […]
Gerry Goldstein: Brotherly love adds punch to their resistance
It’s ironic that Russia’s barbaric slaughter of Ukrainians has both horrified and inspired the world. Clearly, the soulless Vladimir Putin knew nothing of the courage and strength that burns in the Ukrainian people, exemplified spiritually – and physically – by brothers Vitali and Wladimir Klitschko, whose story defies believability. Vitali, 50, is the mayor of […]
Gerry Goldstein: An ideal month for hoping the darkness will lift
I’d be willing to wager – and I’m optimistic I’d win the bet – that you don’t know March is “National Optimism Month.” Websites galore make reference to it without mentioning how and when this low-profile annual observance got started, but it’s especially appropriate in 2022. So don’t take the pessimistic view that you’ve missed […]
Gerry Goldstein: As Red Sox Nation abides lockout, an elegy
Nothing lifts the spirits in mid-winter like the arrival of pitchers and catchers for the start of spring training – but in 2022 this boost in the cold of February was denied us when Major League Baseball, as it periodically does, decided to shoot itself in the foot. In fact, Feb. 27 was to have […]
