In his disturbing novel 1984, George Orwell famously took readers into a blood-chilling, futuristic nation where the totalitarian government of Big Brother controlled every life, policing not just people’s actions, but even their thoughts. It was a government that demanded absolute fealty, where the job of the “minister of truth” was to rewrite history and the “minister […]
Gerry Goldstein
Gerry Goldstein, an occasional contributor to What's Up, is a retired Providence Journal editor and columnist who has been writing for Rhode Island newspapers and magazines for 60 years
Gerry Goldstein: In the wild, beauty’s more than skin deep
As a wildlife specimen, the gila monster is as off-putting as they come. This lizard’s head seems too big for its body, its legs are short, it’s slow and sluggish, and its venom is fatally toxic. It’s hardly a poster child for National Wildlife Week, coming up April 5-9. But wait – millions of human […]
Gerry Goldstein: ‘Unsuitable’ insults on what a man wears
A European leader whose country is under horrific siege comes to the White House, and during his stay wears not a suit and tie, but informal garb reflecting the military struggle of his nation. You may have read that his manner of dress exposed him to criticism from our president. This is untrue – because […]
Gerry Goldstein: Here’s my two cents on the penny
Ben Franklin sagely advised, “Watch the pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves.” But watching pennies could become a gainless pursuit now that Donald Trump has ordered the Treasury Department to stop making them. The logic is understandable – it costs more to make a penny than it’s worth and most people think […]
Gerry Goldstein: Trump and A.I. trade critiques
With fanfare, President Trump a few weeks back encouraged a private sector investment of up to $500 billion to enhance Artificial Intelligence. There’s an irony here, because Artificial Intelligence thinks he’s crazy. Well, not quite, but close enough for me. Trump praised A.I. and the proposed joint venture by Softbank, Oracle, and OpenAI, declaring, “A.I. […]
Gerry Goldstein: In older age, making room for puppy love
The author C.S. Lewis once noted, “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” And that is why, even though we are well past traditional retirement age, a puppy in Stowe, Vermont, will shortly take up residence at our little hobby farm in Greenville’s Apple Valley. For us, […]
Gerry Goldstein: ‘Captain Molly’ set the tone for women in U.S. battles
The Trump nomination of Pete Hegseth to run the Pentagon has sparked talk about his argument that women should be barred from the front lines in battle. Actually, any remaining barriers to women serving in combat evaporated in 2015, when the Defense Department ordered the military to open all jobs to them, no matter how […]
Gerry Goldstein: Simple words of comfort, from high station
Editor’s Note: This story originally appeared on What’sUpNewp on March 6, 2023. With President Carter’s funeral set for this week; we thought it was timely to reshare the story. Tragedy was unfolding at Rhode Island’s little fishing port of Galilee, and in his second-floor office above the dockside Handrigan Seafood Co., owner Brian Handrigan was […]
Gerry Goldstein: In a word, new twists for language
With the old year about to end, it’s time again to review the new words that have made it into dictionaries and other lexicons over the past 12 months, starting with the “Word of the Year” as chosen by the Oxford University Press: “Brain rot.” This denotes the numbing of a person’s intellect, and I […]
Gerry Goldstein: Ancient advice for modern flaws
Even though he ruled Rome nearly 2,000 years ago, Marcus Aurelius made news recently in – of all places – the National Football League, when Patriots’ player Deatrich Wise Jr. quoted the ancient emperor-philosopher during a press conference. The aptly-named Wise invoked sagacity from the Roman leader’s diary-like Meditations, musings to himself on morals and self-improvement that […]
Gerry Goldstein: At Christmas. recalling a seaside ‘miracle’
You couldn’t call it a Christmas miracle, because it happened in March – but it had Christmas written all over it. This was a few decades ago, but the spirit of it still burns bright, which is what miracles tend to do. And adding intrigue to the tale is whether it really involved a miracle at […]
Gerry Goldstein: ‘Resolutely’ bracing for Trump’s legacy
Late in the recent presidential campaign, Kamala Harris made a prediction whose outcome was a sure thing. Offering a challenge to voters, she said, “It’s either going to be Donald Trump or me sitting behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office.” Things turned out badly for her, and soon it’ll be Trump who reigns […]
Gerry Goldstein: Women’s journeys, some complete, some yet to come
Women’s rights were a major topic of discussion in the campaign that handed Donald Trump a sweeping election victory – his second triumph over a woman trying to break the nation’s highest glass ceiling. Post-campaign, pundits are pondering many reasons for Trump’s decisive victory over Kamala Harris, including speculation that in some masculinity circles, women […]
Gerry Goldstein: Ancient advice for modern flaws
Even though he ruled Rome nearly 2,000 years ago, Marcus Aurelius made news recently in – of all places – the National Football League, when Patriots player Deatrich Wise Jr. quoted the ancient emperor-philosopher during a press conference. The aptly-named Wise invoked sagacity from the Roman leader’s diary-like “Meditations,” musings to himself on morals and self-improvement that […]
Gerry Goldstein: Meet my new (and temporary) mouthpiece
With Halloween fast approaching, I have done something appropriate for the occasion: I’ve hired a ghost writer. And I must confess, I’m seriously spooked. My stand-in for this column is not just any old wordsmith – it’s Artificial Intelligence. If you’re anything like me, you have merely a passing acquaintance with this new phenomenon, praised […]
Gerry Goldstein: Voting is no laughing matter – or is it?
In 1924, the poet Arthur Guiterman wrote, Anger drives away the Peace of Men; Pleasant laughter calls it back again. Words to ponder now that Labor Day is past and the presidential campaign has heated up in earnest. As we consider a possible return from a few years back of government by insult, a head-scratcher […]
Gerry Goldstein: An ideal day for pressing your luck
Friday the 13th is fast approaching, and contrary to prevailing opinion, it could be your breakout day. So when it arrives, throw caution to the wind – walk under a ladder, cross paths with a black cat, break a mirror, step on a crack. As for that last one, chances are you will not break your mother’s […]
Gerry Goldstein: Some say this endorsement of Harris can’t come too ‘swiftly’
Will Rhode Island homeowner Taylor Swift, who in 2020 endorsed the Biden-Harris ticket, throw her noteworthy support to Harris’s presidential run? It’s a question high on the minds of many Swifties, not to mention political wonks who appreciate the reach of her celebrity. Some of the singer’s fans believe she hinted at a Harris endorsement […]
Gerry Goldstein: A failed try at picking ‘Grandpa’s’ pocket
The phone rang a few days ago, and when I answered, a plaintive voice on the other end implored, “Grandpa, I need to talk to you.” My response was instant: “Do you want me to report this call to the police now, or would like to finish your spiel first? Let me guess, you’ve been […]
Gerry Goldstein: Mum’s the word on what’s driving GOP lackeys
Many decades ago, when I was a college student convinced I knew everything there was to know, in a conversation with my father I labelled someone a hypocrite. Dad stopped me in my tracks. “That is a very loaded word,” he said. “Take care how you use it.” Ever since, I’ve been wary of rushing […]
Gerry Goldstein: From Trump, some vitriolic talking points
Of all the hideous traits that darken the soul of Donald Trump, his continuing delight in mocking physical disabilities, including President Biden’s lifelong struggle with a stutter, is among the creepiest. Not to mention that by implication he has mocked some three million other Americans who contend with the same problem, succeeding in life despite […]
Gerry Goldstein: Dancing deer, in barter for apples, offer food for thought
Intruders abound here at Shalom Acres, the hobby farm in Greenville’s Apple Valley that we allege belongs to us. Calling the cops would do no good, since the interlopers aren’t your garden variety housebreakers – but what we grow is indeed high on their list of priorities. Most of the critters at Shalom Acres are […]
Gerry Goldstein: Ageless thoughts on growing old
The actress Bette Davis once said, “Old age ain’t no place for sissies.” As a practicing octogenarian I can attest to this, while also appreciating advice on staying young from 19th Century President James A. Garfield: “If wrinkles must be written on our brows, let them not be written upon the heart. The spirit should […]
Gerry Goldstein: A protest derailed, in different times
The recent demonstrations on college campuses produced varying opinions on how administrators can respect freedom of speech while keeping protesters from trampling the rights of others. The issue was more straightforward decades ago, when as a crusading student newspaper editor I tested the waters of protest at our state university in Kingston. It did not […]
Gerry Goldstein: Unleashing ugliness with dogged cruelty
When the story broke recently that South Dakota’s governor shot her German wirehaired pointer after its exuberance ruined a pheasant hunt, cancer was stealing the life of our beloved Tibetan terrier, Buddy. That’s why the disturbing admission, in a memoir by Republican Kristi Noem – a vice presidential wannabe under dog-hostile Donald Trump – slammed […]
