We are long past July’s iconic holiday, the Fourth, but coming up on the 17th is one of lesser reputation that could easily make you 😃. That’s right; we are approaching World Emoji Day, a time to celebrate the little characters and symbols that let us wordlessly communicate our feelings. The media site National Today, which tracks […]
Gerry Goldstein
Gerry Goldstein, an occasional contributor to What's Up, is a retired Providence Journal editor and columnist who has been writing for Rhode Island newspapers and magazines for 60 years
Gerry Goldstein: Some oddball nicknames updated on diamond
Baseball great Shoeless Joe Jackson made news recently when he and others who had been banned from the sport for life were posthumously reinstated by Commissioner Rob Manfred. That makes Jackson eligible for the Baseball Hall of Fame. Whether he gets in – his .356 career batting average puts him fourth among all-time leaders – […]
Gerry Goldstein: Chiseling away at liberty’s bedrock
A centuries-old promise: No free man shall be taken or imprisoned…or exiled, or in any way ruined,…except by the lawful judgment of his peers, or by the law of the land. There’s irony in that pledge, given that we’re witnessing men and women, including a physician at Brown University, summarily scooped up and deported without […]
Gerry Goldstein: A ‘square’ navigates cool new slang
In a recent newspaper obituary, a daughter described her late mother thusly: “She was a dope mom.” A dope? Well, hardly. A little research reveals that “dope,” as used by youth these days, is a replacement for what my much older generation would say was “cool.” So I suppose this makes me, in contemporary parlance of […]
Gerry Goldstein: Holiday time, for short stanzas that rhyme
A limerick is funny, but terse, A short and succinct piece of verse. In only five lines The humor it mines Runs from ribald to bawdy to worse. So there you have my home-made contribution to one of the least known May holidays, which arrives each year on the 12th: National Limerick Day. The date […]
Gerry Goldstein: In any lingo, some amusing sports jargon
This may sound a bissel meshuga (a little crazy), but the name of a common play in pro football these days comes straight from Yiddish. And the term has given new meaning to the most important part of the game, the end zone. That’s because we have witnessed the rise of the “tush push,” the strategy of […]
Gerry Goldstein: The wages of power, in one man’s book
In his disturbing novel 1984, George Orwell famously took readers into a blood-chilling, futuristic nation where the totalitarian government of Big Brother controlled every life, policing not just people’s actions, but even their thoughts. It was a government that demanded absolute fealty, where the job of the “minister of truth” was to rewrite history and the “minister […]
Gerry Goldstein: In the wild, beauty’s more than skin deep
As a wildlife specimen, the gila monster is as off-putting as they come. This lizard’s head seems too big for its body, its legs are short, it’s slow and sluggish, and its venom is fatally toxic. It’s hardly a poster child for National Wildlife Week, coming up April 5-9. But wait – millions of human […]
Gerry Goldstein: ‘Unsuitable’ insults on what a man wears
A European leader whose country is under horrific siege comes to the White House, and during his stay wears not a suit and tie, but informal garb reflecting the military struggle of his nation. You may have read that his manner of dress exposed him to criticism from our president. This is untrue – because […]
Gerry Goldstein: Here’s my two cents on the penny
Ben Franklin sagely advised, “Watch the pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves.” But watching pennies could become a gainless pursuit now that Donald Trump has ordered the Treasury Department to stop making them. The logic is understandable – it costs more to make a penny than it’s worth and most people think […]
Gerry Goldstein: Trump and A.I. trade critiques
With fanfare, President Trump a few weeks back encouraged a private sector investment of up to $500 billion to enhance Artificial Intelligence. There’s an irony here, because Artificial Intelligence thinks he’s crazy. Well, not quite, but close enough for me. Trump praised A.I. and the proposed joint venture by Softbank, Oracle, and OpenAI, declaring, “A.I. […]
Gerry Goldstein: In older age, making room for puppy love
The author C.S. Lewis once noted, “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” And that is why, even though we are well past traditional retirement age, a puppy in Stowe, Vermont, will shortly take up residence at our little hobby farm in Greenville’s Apple Valley. For us, […]
Gerry Goldstein: ‘Captain Molly’ set the tone for women in U.S. battles
The Trump nomination of Pete Hegseth to run the Pentagon has sparked talk about his argument that women should be barred from the front lines in battle. Actually, any remaining barriers to women serving in combat evaporated in 2015, when the Defense Department ordered the military to open all jobs to them, no matter how […]
Gerry Goldstein: Simple words of comfort, from high station
Editor’s Note: This story originally appeared on What’sUpNewp on March 6, 2023. With President Carter’s funeral set for this week; we thought it was timely to reshare the story. Tragedy was unfolding at Rhode Island’s little fishing port of Galilee, and in his second-floor office above the dockside Handrigan Seafood Co., owner Brian Handrigan was […]
Gerry Goldstein: In a word, new twists for language
With the old year about to end, it’s time again to review the new words that have made it into dictionaries and other lexicons over the past 12 months, starting with the “Word of the Year” as chosen by the Oxford University Press: “Brain rot.” This denotes the numbing of a person’s intellect, and I […]
Gerry Goldstein: Ancient advice for modern flaws
Even though he ruled Rome nearly 2,000 years ago, Marcus Aurelius made news recently in – of all places – the National Football League, when Patriots’ player Deatrich Wise Jr. quoted the ancient emperor-philosopher during a press conference. The aptly-named Wise invoked sagacity from the Roman leader’s diary-like Meditations, musings to himself on morals and self-improvement that […]
Gerry Goldstein: At Christmas. recalling a seaside ‘miracle’
You couldn’t call it a Christmas miracle, because it happened in March – but it had Christmas written all over it. This was a few decades ago, but the spirit of it still burns bright, which is what miracles tend to do. And adding intrigue to the tale is whether it really involved a miracle at […]
Gerry Goldstein: ‘Resolutely’ bracing for Trump’s legacy
Late in the recent presidential campaign, Kamala Harris made a prediction whose outcome was a sure thing. Offering a challenge to voters, she said, “It’s either going to be Donald Trump or me sitting behind the Resolute Desk in the Oval Office.” Things turned out badly for her, and soon it’ll be Trump who reigns […]
Gerry Goldstein: Women’s journeys, some complete, some yet to come
Women’s rights were a major topic of discussion in the campaign that handed Donald Trump a sweeping election victory – his second triumph over a woman trying to break the nation’s highest glass ceiling. Post-campaign, pundits are pondering many reasons for Trump’s decisive victory over Kamala Harris, including speculation that in some masculinity circles, women […]
Gerry Goldstein: Ancient advice for modern flaws
Even though he ruled Rome nearly 2,000 years ago, Marcus Aurelius made news recently in – of all places – the National Football League, when Patriots player Deatrich Wise Jr. quoted the ancient emperor-philosopher during a press conference. The aptly-named Wise invoked sagacity from the Roman leader’s diary-like “Meditations,” musings to himself on morals and self-improvement that […]
Gerry Goldstein: Meet my new (and temporary) mouthpiece
With Halloween fast approaching, I have done something appropriate for the occasion: I’ve hired a ghost writer. And I must confess, I’m seriously spooked. My stand-in for this column is not just any old wordsmith – it’s Artificial Intelligence. If you’re anything like me, you have merely a passing acquaintance with this new phenomenon, praised […]
Gerry Goldstein: Voting is no laughing matter – or is it?
In 1924, the poet Arthur Guiterman wrote, Anger drives away the Peace of Men; Pleasant laughter calls it back again. Words to ponder now that Labor Day is past and the presidential campaign has heated up in earnest. As we consider a possible return from a few years back of government by insult, a head-scratcher […]
Gerry Goldstein: An ideal day for pressing your luck
Friday the 13th is fast approaching, and contrary to prevailing opinion, it could be your breakout day. So when it arrives, throw caution to the wind – walk under a ladder, cross paths with a black cat, break a mirror, step on a crack. As for that last one, chances are you will not break your mother’s […]
Gerry Goldstein: Some say this endorsement of Harris can’t come too ‘swiftly’
Will Rhode Island homeowner Taylor Swift, who in 2020 endorsed the Biden-Harris ticket, throw her noteworthy support to Harris’s presidential run? It’s a question high on the minds of many Swifties, not to mention political wonks who appreciate the reach of her celebrity. Some of the singer’s fans believe she hinted at a Harris endorsement […]
Gerry Goldstein: A failed try at picking ‘Grandpa’s’ pocket
The phone rang a few days ago, and when I answered, a plaintive voice on the other end implored, “Grandpa, I need to talk to you.” My response was instant: “Do you want me to report this call to the police now, or would like to finish your spiel first? Let me guess, you’ve been […]
