I don’t know about you, but I keep getting my generations mixed up. That’s easy to do these days, what with pop culture references constantly bombarding us with the opinions and preferences of people belonging to Gen X, Gen Y, and Gen Z. Throw in Millennials, Gen Alpha and Gen Beta and I’m lost in […]
Gerry Goldstein
Gerry Goldstein, an occasional contributor to What's Up, is a retired Providence Journal editor and columnist who has been writing for Rhode Island newspapers and magazines for 60 years
Gerry Goldstein: Parallels too frightening to ignore
In a democracy, citizens are guaranteed certain rights, and we can read them just as they appear in the Constitution: – Political power emanates from the people. – All…are equal before the law. – Officials are servants of the whole community and not of a party. But wait: Those guarantees are taken not from our own […]
Gerry Goldstein: Rules of the road into battle
An irony about humanity is that while we tend to slaughter one another in barbaric wars, we are directed, as supposedly civilized creatures, to follow certain rules on the killing fields. In meetings from the Hague to Geneva dating from early in the last century, guidelines have developed not on whether we should kill, but […]
Gerry Goldstein: A supermarket special: Thoughts to chew on
Teaching moments pop up often, but sometimes they vanish too quickly for us to learn the intended lesson. So it was recently at the supermarket entrance, where a 10-year-old girl stood beside a sign hand-lettered in red crayon, asking for donations so she could pay for dance lessons. With her mother sitting expressionless behind […]
Gerry Goldstein: A nation where words truly matter
I hate that Charlie Kirk was mercilessly shot down. But I also hate some poisonous ideas he embraced and sought to sow among our nation’s youth. So there, in the words right above, may be “hate speech.” And if Pam Bondi thinks so, it could be enough to get me collared. At least, that’s how […]
Gerry Goldstein: Truth, unvarnished as it gets
Our dictatorial president, determined to erase any hint of American history that offends his relentless jingoism, could learn a lot from the day 70 years ago when they buried an affable 14-year-old boy in Chicago. A horrific series of events began when, visiting relatives in Mississippi, he walked into a grocery store to buy bubble […]
Gerry Goldstein: For better or worse, A.I. bronzes Brady
Whenever a new statue is unveiled, you can be sure opinion will divide on whether it hits the mark. And that’s been the case since the Patriots recently introduced their new iteration of legendary Tom Brady, a bronze colossus that with its five-foot base stands 17 feet tall. The image by Massachusetts sculptor Jeff Buccacio, […]
Gerry Goldstein: Yearning for the sound of silence
It is 2 a.m., and the household is blissfully and restfully asleep. Suddenly, filtered though the haze of sleep and dreams, comes a familiar and unwelcome whisper: Chirp. Maybe it’s just imagination; wait a few moments. And then: Chirp! When a third chirp follows, all grounds for denial evaporate: These are the dreaded overnight announcements that the […]
Gerry Goldstein: Rendering unto a modern-day Caesar
As if he has not already demeaned the American presidency, the current incumbent says that to celebrate our nation’s 250th birthday next year he will bring to the White House a mixed martial arts fight. Thoughtful of him to provide us opportunity, on that notable occasion for our fragile democracy, to watch two people batter […]
When words desert us, we ❤️ the alternative
We are long past July’s iconic holiday, the Fourth, but coming up on the 17th is one of lesser reputation that could easily make you 😃. That’s right; we are approaching World Emoji Day, a time to celebrate the little characters and symbols that let us wordlessly communicate our feelings. The media site National Today, which tracks […]
Gerry Goldstein: Some oddball nicknames updated on diamond
Baseball great Shoeless Joe Jackson made news recently when he and others who had been banned from the sport for life were posthumously reinstated by Commissioner Rob Manfred. That makes Jackson eligible for the Baseball Hall of Fame. Whether he gets in – his .356 career batting average puts him fourth among all-time leaders – […]
Gerry Goldstein: Chiseling away at liberty’s bedrock
A centuries-old promise: No free man shall be taken or imprisoned…or exiled, or in any way ruined,…except by the lawful judgment of his peers, or by the law of the land. There’s irony in that pledge, given that we’re witnessing men and women, including a physician at Brown University, summarily scooped up and deported without […]
Gerry Goldstein: A ‘square’ navigates cool new slang
In a recent newspaper obituary, a daughter described her late mother thusly: “She was a dope mom.” A dope? Well, hardly. A little research reveals that “dope,” as used by youth these days, is a replacement for what my much older generation would say was “cool.” So I suppose this makes me, in contemporary parlance of […]
Gerry Goldstein: Holiday time, for short stanzas that rhyme
A limerick is funny, but terse, A short and succinct piece of verse. In only five lines The humor it mines Runs from ribald to bawdy to worse. So there you have my home-made contribution to one of the least known May holidays, which arrives each year on the 12th: National Limerick Day. The date […]
Gerry Goldstein: In any lingo, some amusing sports jargon
This may sound a bissel meshuga (a little crazy), but the name of a common play in pro football these days comes straight from Yiddish. And the term has given new meaning to the most important part of the game, the end zone. That’s because we have witnessed the rise of the “tush push,” the strategy of […]
Gerry Goldstein: The wages of power, in one man’s book
In his disturbing novel 1984, George Orwell famously took readers into a blood-chilling, futuristic nation where the totalitarian government of Big Brother controlled every life, policing not just people’s actions, but even their thoughts. It was a government that demanded absolute fealty, where the job of the “minister of truth” was to rewrite history and the “minister […]
Gerry Goldstein: In the wild, beauty’s more than skin deep
As a wildlife specimen, the gila monster is as off-putting as they come. This lizard’s head seems too big for its body, its legs are short, it’s slow and sluggish, and its venom is fatally toxic. It’s hardly a poster child for National Wildlife Week, coming up April 5-9. But wait – millions of human […]
Gerry Goldstein: ‘Unsuitable’ insults on what a man wears
A European leader whose country is under horrific siege comes to the White House, and during his stay wears not a suit and tie, but informal garb reflecting the military struggle of his nation. You may have read that his manner of dress exposed him to criticism from our president. This is untrue – because […]
Gerry Goldstein: Here’s my two cents on the penny
Ben Franklin sagely advised, “Watch the pennies and the dollars will take care of themselves.” But watching pennies could become a gainless pursuit now that Donald Trump has ordered the Treasury Department to stop making them. The logic is understandable – it costs more to make a penny than it’s worth and most people think […]
Gerry Goldstein: Trump and A.I. trade critiques
With fanfare, President Trump a few weeks back encouraged a private sector investment of up to $500 billion to enhance Artificial Intelligence. There’s an irony here, because Artificial Intelligence thinks he’s crazy. Well, not quite, but close enough for me. Trump praised A.I. and the proposed joint venture by Softbank, Oracle, and OpenAI, declaring, “A.I. […]
Gerry Goldstein: In older age, making room for puppy love
The author C.S. Lewis once noted, “You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream.” And that is why, even though we are well past traditional retirement age, a puppy in Stowe, Vermont, will shortly take up residence at our little hobby farm in Greenville’s Apple Valley. For us, […]
Gerry Goldstein: ‘Captain Molly’ set the tone for women in U.S. battles
The Trump nomination of Pete Hegseth to run the Pentagon has sparked talk about his argument that women should be barred from the front lines in battle. Actually, any remaining barriers to women serving in combat evaporated in 2015, when the Defense Department ordered the military to open all jobs to them, no matter how […]
Gerry Goldstein: Simple words of comfort, from high station
Editor’s Note: This story originally appeared on What’sUpNewp on March 6, 2023. With President Carter’s funeral set for this week; we thought it was timely to reshare the story. Tragedy was unfolding at Rhode Island’s little fishing port of Galilee, and in his second-floor office above the dockside Handrigan Seafood Co., owner Brian Handrigan was […]
Gerry Goldstein: In a word, new twists for language
With the old year about to end, it’s time again to review the new words that have made it into dictionaries and other lexicons over the past 12 months, starting with the “Word of the Year” as chosen by the Oxford University Press: “Brain rot.” This denotes the numbing of a person’s intellect, and I […]
Gerry Goldstein: Ancient advice for modern flaws
Even though he ruled Rome nearly 2,000 years ago, Marcus Aurelius made news recently in – of all places – the National Football League, when Patriots’ player Deatrich Wise Jr. quoted the ancient emperor-philosopher during a press conference. The aptly-named Wise invoked sagacity from the Roman leader’s diary-like Meditations, musings to himself on morals and self-improvement that […]
